"Making the Top 4"

I don't know about you guys, but I feel like 45 minutes of last night's episode could have been completely circumnavigated by sending Chris Harrison over there and saying, "The producers would like me to let all of you know that James' neck is too thick and too orange for us to consider him as the next bachelor."

That would have made pretty much this entire episode a moot point, right?

Right.

Except for the Spanish Hot Chocolate, which is the most un-moot and totally relevant thing to humanity.